Total Medals Earned: 346 (From 72 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,920 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/60 points)
Get 50 points.
Get 100 points.
Get 150 points.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/210 points)
Give up in the 2nd part
Get a 50 combo
Get 5000+ points
Reach it (it's level 6)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (30/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 6/16 (100/450 points)
Collect all energy in the first level
Find the first secret area
Find the second secret area
But before you do, think of all the kittens
Kill 5 enemies in 5 seconds
Finish the game in Normal Mode
Kill all enemies in Normal Mode
Collect all energy in Normal Mode
Find the third secret area
Found the fourth secret area
Found the fifth secret area
Kill all enemies in Hard Mode
Make an enemy fall to his death
Collect all energy in Hard Mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/490 points)
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 concept art.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (185/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 14/32 (140/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Science is bad, M'kay?
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.